Funny Facebook Status Messages About Women

Funny Facebook Status Messages About Women

♦ 'Women: Can't live with them, can't kill them.'

♦ 'Me and my wife are inseparable. Sometimes, it takes three or four people to pull us apart.'

♦ 'I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she's been giving me lately!'

♦ 'I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty-second lover.'

♦ '...... always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.'

♦ 'Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.'

♦ 'Take your troubles like a man. Blame them on your wife.'

♦ 'Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.'

♦ 'eat eat and eat....but don't eat my brain.'

♦ '...... just received a coupon in the mail: Buy one sock, get one FREE! While socks last.'

♦ 'Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.'

♦ 'All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that's their own fault.'

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